Sunday, April 30, 2006
bleah
i think im forever sleepy
heh
n i conclude i have a super weird random mad and LOUD family
haha
went out with my fam yest
was taking e esalator down
when my dad suddenly touched the ceiling
n said..
" look! im spiderman!"
den my sister touched e wall beside her
n said..
"im spiderman too!"
n dis wonderful convo began..
dad: lyk dat i oso can do. touch the ceiling cooler
sis: but spiderman is climb from wall one!
dad: no. ceiling nicer
sis: wall
haha
wat e hell la
was so embarrassed
haha
n e famous line from my sis
speak to e hand cos e face aint listening
haha
at least now i noe where i get my random n high genes from
:))
having family gathering later
bleah
anth day of pigging out
10:35 am;
Saturday, April 29, 2006
bahh
i think i lost my voice
haha
nvm
oh man
im so gonna turn fat in this ultra sinful hse
rahhs
my dad bot jap chocs AGAIN
lyk how many boxes??
somemore its damn nice to eat la
jap chocs~
den my mum bot lyk 3 big bags of korean biscuit??
oh man
n got my fav brand!
-screams-
plus four tubs of haagan daz
!
n
tonite my dad has 220 voucher to spend at some jap rest
so we r pigging out
again
damn it la
how m i supposed to go on diet lyk dat!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhh~
i think chern n aircon shld come my hse
so they can fatten up
haha
so evil
going out le
ahhh
fatfatfatfatfat
4:03 pm;
Thursday, April 27, 2006
waaa
my neck hurts
cos im talking n typing
OUCH
rahh
feel so grossed out now
ahhhhh
keep thinking abt e cat n e baby
all stupid chern fault la
haha
today had a fruitful meeting!
haha
ok so not lyk super duper fruitful
but its still fruitful
n stupid huiying
finally realise yest
i can b serious
walau!
im not 24/7 high!
haha
or m i?????
hehehe
so dumb
10 rules for being a taitai ( me and maokuchi!)
1. never ever do housework
2. shop every freaking day
3. go overseas once every two weeks
4. rem mahjong is a GOOD sport so play it!
5. go slimming centre dun starve urself
6. spa manicure pedicure facial... everyday! haha so mayb lun liu la
7. nv wear the same suit unless its 2 yrs later
8. wake up naturally not by anyone or anything
9. do anything u lyk anytime u wan.. no matter how anyone objects
10. always b happy :))))))
haha
i made up de
its imp n good!
haha
rahh
sending off si yi josh joel n uncle ben tom
shit
i think ill cry
n miss them
:((
oh no
so random
haha
suan le
shall go sleep
must wake up at 6 tom
to go airpot
hiazz
11:15 pm;
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
lalalalalala
i dun feel lyk doing hw
hehe
super happy today
dno y
haha
mayb bcos lyk dis week so free
lalala
finally!
super high for nothing
haha
hmmm
olivia has a hole on her hand!
haha
so random
quoted from ahma: i think i better bring a calculater ard so i no need to keep saying u r random
haha
dats cos u can rite e word random on e calculator
i found out de!
oh no
super random again
haha
i shall type down all e wonderful nicks!
mapolintashutou
chipunanakukugaga
maokuchi
shuishangPIAO
nananoonoonini
bfgHUAY
ah-nu
haha
so weird rite??
u shld see me n maokuchi toking to each other today
or when we say hello n bb
so fun!
haha
i think we r just a bunch of weirdos
haha
ok so mayb im e most kuku one
haha
but maokuchi pei wo feng!
lalalalalalalalalala
i shall share my highness wif everyone now
haha
so weird
260406 shall b remembered as e day i zi high
so much until i start luffing for no reason
haha
so kuku!
oh no
wat if someone frm woodbridge sees this post n put me in woodbridge?!?!
haha
den ill b roomates with olivia n shuhs n hark n krystal
haha
7:07 pm;
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
haha
i love the nicks dat everyone recently have
lalala
aft discussion aft school we came up wif wat we will b in our next life
haha
mingshan: aircon
xr: calculator
olivia: punching bag
me n maokuchi: taitais AGAIN hehe
happy: ????
haha
haven thought of anything yet
hehe
i think i nearly made happy go out of her mind today
with e wonderfully long words
me shuhs jas were using
lalala
dis is called smart
haha
hmm
an eg is e sms
haha
i send shuhs dis
mapolintashutou!... ... ...
den she reply:
sori maokuchi! chipunanakukugaga says...
haha
so looong names
hehe
had a veh fruitful tok wif chipunanakukugaga today!
yeah!
haha
its FRUITFUL
not crap
ahaha first time man
eh no e last time wif kuku olivia low oso
haha
super efficient pple
lalala
trying to think of a nick for happy
but i onli can think of nininoonoonana
haha
so weird
Ooo
my dad just passed my vodka
lalala
its onli 5% alcohol so i wont get drunk!
haha
so dumb
mazi: i hate hello kitty!!!! haha..
oyasuminasai
i just learnt dat frm my sis
haha
aneo!
10:38 pm;
Monday, April 24, 2006
haha
i was bored
so decided to read my archive
OMG
dis blog is 3 yrs old!
since 2003!
haha
so weird
n my first post is scolding e person hu stole my phone
weird..
haha
realised my typing style change alot
lalala
n i was so lian last time
i rote dis la
dun wanna fwen u lex
OMG
so gross
tsktsk
MAPOLINTASHUTOU.. e cutest nick ever
for a super un cute person
aww
haha
6:56 pm;
MAPOLINTASHUTOU!: oh man.. i love ur new nick la.. tsktsk.. u r changing nick every other week.. haha..
went wild wild wet with my cousins yest
hmm
ten of us went i think
two din go
bleah
its weird how pple from age
1 - 17
can actually play together
haha
was quite tired towards e end so went to sleep at shiok river
n shun bian suntan
which
hmm
i guess was a huge mistake??
cos i came home totally sunburnt
haha
asked my maid to help my put ice on my burns while i study
hehheh
so taitaish
lalala
Ooo
i found out something super amusing dis morning!
i have a tan line on my stomach!
haha
so weird
i feel lyk kueh lapis all of a sudden
haha
dat was random
came to school n saw all e stuff
haha
dno la
i think its quite stupid
haha
bleah
n hark is amused by how fierce her laoye is!
haha
but does she noe her laoye is scared of horror movies
muahaha
i oso cannot believe it la
tsktsk
looks r deceiving
haha
oh man
im being so random today
rahh
chem n cheng yu tom
3:52 pm;
Friday, April 21, 2006
waaa
went from
nervous kid to high kid to bored kid to high kid to irritated kid to angry kid to guitly kid to happy kid to sleepy kid
today
haha
emotional train la!
my baby cousins staying over tonight
oh man
they r so hyperactice n cute!
haha
im bored~
lalala
where shld i sleep today????
hmmmmm
oh man
was chao high in e library n while listening to music wif maokuchee la!
dno y
diaos
but finally this freaky week of 5 test is over
yeah!
:))
11:41 pm;
Monday, April 17, 2006
lalala
im starting to lyk cao ge n tank
haha
bcos of their music not their face or wateva
haha
WHEE~
finish e science report
binded n sent in le
met e deadline
:)))
n its lyk 9o pages i think
haha
it is a BOOK
super duper proud man
:)
n inez dun worry la
we WILL get dat call de!
haha
oh man
i keep thinking of e 170 175 joke
stupid xr
but its funni!
bleah
four test dis week
haven study yet
rahh
n e weather is so not helping either
its so nice to curl up in bed n sleep!
haha
wif all my stuff toys n small pillows
plus e four big pillows
n bolster
haha
my bed is kinda crowded la
superwoman
gu niang
gei wo ni de ai
ROCKS
lalalala
i told u im starting to lyk tank n cao ge
:p
oh man
dis is such a crappy post
haha
huiying: its realli dat sad arh?? haha i carn believe i rote something sad!
commenwealth kid! : dis shall b ur name frm me! haha.. n e petition is CHIM
whee~.. oh n NO MORE wantons for u :)
maokuchi: see! i no need to tear out ur womb! haha
6:22 pm;
Saturday, April 15, 2006
today
at 10.45-11
olivia spoiled my eardrums
im deaf now
oh man
n im going to leow su hui's hse
to spoil her eardrums too
!
haha
11:17 pm;
waaa
everyone must b proud of me
i actually STUDIED today!
hehehe
n i finally understand coordinate geomatry
blah
i dno la
lyk e whole week i nv realli listen in lesson
so decided to catch up on everything today
plus study for test
haha
super efficient
hehe
lyk i told mazi
im a geek!
lalalala~
oh man
i watched dis person showing her hse on tv today
i think its on mtv
dno chi or eng
but ya
oh MAN
her house ROCKED
i wan her hse
:(
somemore its lyk facing the sea????
n lyk her friends visit her by a yacht
lyk
oh man
$$$$$$$$$$$
haha
if i have that hse
im super sure i can fulfill my aspiration le!
oh man
n yupp
my aspiration haven change yet
TAITAI
ooo
n e num one thing to do when u r a taitai
is fly to paris
get into e lv shop
n say..
zhe ge zhe ge zhe ge bu yao
qi ta quan dou bao qi lai
omg
thats LIFE
hahahaha
im so materialistic!
but no la
being a taitai is ok
but u must b a HAPPY and RICH and CLEVER taitai
dats
perfect
haha
dis is such a bimbotic post
lalalala
bimbo cheer~
haha
too lazy to type out
but yeah!
oh n i love joel khoo
he is so freaking cute!
haha
even though he is rather heavy
lalala
but carrying him is working out my arms!
oh n if u dno
its my baby cousin
oh man
he is super
KAWAII
lalala
they r staying over next week
i think
oh man
carn wait!
lalala
i love toddlers
not babys cos they jus cry which is irri
9:38 pm;
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
just woke up
aching all over
damn
sleep's so good
waaaaa
played with e stetho today
haha
i think we r pretty dumb
at first we tried listening to heartbeats
but it was diff
so i started toking into e stetho when someonen else is wearing it
can hear lehh!
haha
so dumb
den tried screaming into e stetho
apparantly e other end person's eardrums will burst
haha
so amusing
den xr put her mp3 earpiece on it
n e person wearing e stetho can hear lehh!
omg
haha
i guess we r a bunch of mad weirdos
haha
den olivia came up wif ten ways to torture jnrs n her sister
i added more
so did jolyn
n jan
n i dno
haha
26 ways now!
haha
i think its super stupid
i mean lyk one of e ways is to make them play piano
haha
dats lyk supppper dumb??
n someone wrote pluck their leg hair
lyk huh???
haha
super duper kuku
hmmm
i have report bio and e chi du zhe thing to do
shit
n next week got 3 test
bahh
when will june come??
no i dun wan june
bahh
i think time is passing too fast
i wan last yrs june
oh man
if can
how abt pri school??
or sec one??
rahhh
so stupid
to my body: ahhhh. i noe y u r feeling super dead n everything but stop being sick! bahh.. at least wait till thurs to come b4 collapsing..ok??
shit i have gone mad
haha
ahhh
i love cao ge's super
5:40 pm;
just woke up
aching all over
damn
sleep's so good
waaaaa
played with e stetho today
haha
i think we r pretty dumb
at first we tried listening to heartbeats
but it was diff
so i started toking into e stetho when someonen else is wearing it
can hear lehh!
haha
so dumb
den tried screaming into e stetho
apparantly e other end person's eardrums will burst
haha
so amusing
den xr put her mp3 earpiece on it
n e person wearing e stetho can hear lehh!
omg
haha
i guess we r a bunch of mad weirdos
haha
den olivia came up wif ten ways to torture jnrs n her sister
i added more
so did jolyn
n jan
n i dno
haha
26 ways now!
haha
i think its super stupid
i mean lyk one of e ways is to make them play piano
haha
dats lyk supppper dumb??
n someone wrote pluck their leg hair
lyk huh???
haha
super duper kuku
hmmm
i have report bio and e chi du zhe thing to do
shit
n next week got 3 test
bahh
when will june come??
no i dun wan june
bahh
i think time is passing too fast
i wan last yrs june
oh man
if can
how abt pri school??
or sec one??
rahhh
so stupid
to my body: ahhhh. i noe y u r feeling super dead n everything but stop being sick! bahh.. at least wait till thurs to come b4 collapsing..ok??
shit i have gone mad
haha
ahhh
i love cao ge's
5:40 pm;
just woke up
aching all over
damn
sleep's so good
waaaaa
played with e stetho today
haha
i think we r pretty dumb
at first we tried listening to heartbeats
but it was diff
so i started toking into e stetho when someonen else is wearing it
can hear lehh!
haha
so dumb
den tried screaming into e stetho
apparantly e other end person's eardrums will burst
haha
so amusing
den xr put her mp3 earpiece on it
n e person wearing e stetho can hear lehh!
omg
haha
i guess we r a bunch of mad weirdos
haha
den olivia came up wif ten ways to torture jnrs n her sister
i added more
so did jolyn
n jan
n i dno
haha
26 ways now!
haha
i think its super stupid
i mean lyk one of e ways is to make them play piano
haha
dats lyk supppper dumb??
n someone wrote pluck their leg hair
lyk huh???
haha
super duper kuku
hmmm
i have report bio and e chi du zhe thing to do
shit
n next week got 3 test
bahh
when will june come??
no i dun wan june
bahh
i think time is passing too fast
i wan last yrs june
oh man
if can
how abt pri school??
or sec one??
rahhh
so stupid
to my body: ahhhh. i noe y u r feeling super dead n everything but stop being sick! bahh.. at least wait till thurs to come b4 collapsing..ok??
shit i have gone mad
haha
ahhh
i love cao ge's super woman!
5:40 pm;
just woke up
aching all over
damn
sleep's so good
waaaaa
played with e stetho today
haha
i think we r pretty dumb
at first we tried listening to heartbeats
but it was diff
so i started toking into e stetho when someonen else is wearing it
can hear lehh!
haha
so dumb
den tried screaming into e stetho
apparantly e other end person's eardrums will burst
haha
so amusing
den xr put her mp3 earpiece on it
n e person wearing e stetho can hear lehh!
omg
haha
i guess we r a bunch of mad weirdos
haha
den olivia came up wif ten ways to torture jnrs n her sister
i added more
so did jolyn
n jan
n i dno
haha
26 ways now!
haha
i think its super stupid
i mean lyk one of e ways is to make them play piano
haha
dats lyk supppper dumb??
n someone wrote pluck their leg hair
lyk huh???
haha
super duper kuku
hmmm
i have report bio and e chi du zhe thing to do
shit
n next week got 3 test
bahh
when will june come??
no i dun wan june
bahh
i think time is passing too fast
i wan last yrs june
oh man
if can
how abt pri school??
or sec one??
rahhh
so stupid
to my body: ahhhh. i noe y u r feeling super dead n everything but stop being sick! bahh.. at least wait till thurs to come b4 collapsing..ok??
shit i have gone mad
haha
ahhh
i love
5:40 pm;
just woke up
aching all over
damn
sleep's so good
waaaaa
played with e stetho today
haha
i think we r pretty dumb
at first we tried listening to heartbeats
but it was diff
so i started toking into e stetho when someonen else is wearing it
can hear lehh!
haha
so dumb
den tried screaming into e stetho
apparantly e other end person's eardrums will burst
haha
so amusing
den xr put her mp3 earpiece on it
n e person wearing e stetho can hear lehh!
omg
haha
i guess we r a bunch of mad weirdos
haha
den olivia came up wif ten ways to torture jnrs n her sister
i added more
so did jolyn
n jan
n i dno
haha
26 ways now!
haha
i think its super stupid
i mean lyk one of e ways is to make them play piano
haha
dats lyk supppper dumb??
n someone wrote pluck their leg hair
lyk huh???
haha
super duper kuku
hmmm
i have report bio and e chi du zhe thing to do
shit
n next week got 3 test
bahh
when will june come??
no i dun wan june
bahh
i think time is passing too fast
i wan last yrs june
oh man
if can
how abt pri school??
or sec one??
rahhh
so stupid
to my body: ahhhh. i noe y u r feeling super dead n everything but stop being sick! bahh.. at least wait till thurs to come b4 collapsing..ok??
shit i have gone mad
haha
ahhh
i
5:40 pm;
just woke up
aching all over
damn
sleep's so good
waaaaa
played with e stetho today
haha
i think we r pretty dumb
at first we tried listening to heartbeats
but it was diff
so i started toking into e stetho when someonen else is wearing it
can hear lehh!
haha
so dumb
den tried screaming into e stetho
apparantly e other end person's eardrums will burst
haha
so amusing
den xr put her mp3 earpiece on it
n e person wearing e stetho can hear lehh!
omg
haha
i guess we r a bunch of mad weirdos
haha
den olivia came up wif ten ways to torture jnrs n her sister
i added more
so did jolyn
n jan
n i dno
haha
26 ways now!
haha
i think its super stupid
i mean lyk one of e ways is to make them play piano
haha
dats lyk supppper dumb??
n someone wrote pluck their leg hair
lyk huh???
haha
super duper kuku
hmmm
i have report bio and e chi du zhe thing to do
shit
n next week got 3 test
bahh
when will june come??
no i dun wan june
bahh
i think time is passing too fast
i wan last yrs june
oh man
if can
how abt pri school??
or sec one??
rahhh
so stupid
to my body: ahhhh. i noe y u r feeling super dead n everything but stop being sick! bahh.. at least wait till thurs to come b4 collapsing..ok??
shit i have gone mad
haha
5:40 pm;
Monday, April 10, 2006
blah
just reached home
last day at aj today
hmm
gonna miss e ultra pure water
haha
its e onli thing dat can have all six of us staring so seriously at
haha
i think its a funni scene
haha
so random
hmmm
shuhs! you guai shou you guai shou chan zhe wo!
oops
so evil haha
my week is all burned up
carn wait for fri la
i wish i can relax by den??
rahh
momo: oi u call urself chiobu agn ill puke at u! haha...i wan my tiramisu! tom hor.. n shengqi wans heart shape cookies.. haha so she can give all her ai ren.. haha she is making use of u!!!
have to learn cheng yu ying yong wen bio finish vbc sc report and de zhe stuff
bahhh
im lucky im only drowning now
haha
not lyk inez
haha
shes pratically dying
haha
we r gonna make it!!
lalala
few more days onli
:))
shall study soon
rahh
6:28 pm;
Sunday, April 09, 2006
waaa
doing speech now
hmmm
been toking to shengqi abt ren sheng dao li
quite weird
cos we were rather serious i think??
haha
i dno
but i can conclude that
olivia hates juniors
haha
so kuku
she act made up 10 ways to torture them
haha
they will die under olivia's clutches!
so chipunana
haha
oh n found this weird convo a few days ago
haha
sadly its by two pple i noe..
n one sits super near me!
haha
h:i tell you theres this big fat mosquito in my room help me think a way to kill it
m:uhh put on some man instincts (cos its a female mosquito) and flex ur muscles... then when it lands on ur muscles SWAT it with ur palm piak! and it'll be dead be careful not to leave any gaps in btwn ur fingers
h:what the hell, i tried that it escaped through my fingers
m:oh gawdddhMmmi know! breathe hard with ur mouth and suck the mosquito into ur mouth and remember to close ur mouth tight after that.. u dun wanna the mosquito to escape again
h:cant, later it will get stuck in between my braces
m:oh gawddddtry using a vacumn cleaner and wave it like siao ding dong in the air... u MIGHT be able to suck it in
h:thats not a good idea cos i dont have height
m:oh gawdddddhMm try doing all three at the same time.. bet it will work!!! wish i live near u then i can see ur silhouette through my wiNdow
h:wah piangzzzz
me:just put medicated oil all over ur body
h:i sprayed off all over my body so extreme
m:Waaaa switch ur aircon to the lowest bet it will freeze to death
h:i did that alreadi its 16 degrees
m:Whahha put a drop of water wait for it to lay eggs then use tissue and kill it
h:wah, must wait very long how ?
m:put drops of water everywhere lor
h:wah, very good suggestions leh
m:last but not least..veh impt!!!!!!!
h:what what what ?
m:pray that its not a dengue mosquito!!!
h:you pray for me also
m:sure
h:hahaha, thank you
haha..
i was smily siaoly at e comp while reading it
i swear my shi di shld change to my master le
haha
MASTER! SHIFU! TAOKAY! BOSS!
haha
ok dis is getting retarded
hehe
:))
12:16 pm;
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
waa
was super pissed today
tsktsk
sorry foong sheng qi!
hmm
today went hc
waa
was lost
very good!
haha
quite malu!
blah
tom must do presentation
very good
haven even start e project yet
lalala
plus i haven do e sc report which must hand in next tue
shit
suddenly veh bz
bla
mayb dats y i keep having mood swings??
haha
i dno
ahhh
jolyn have chicken pox!
so sad shld have gone near her
haha
den no school for two weeks
n i can catch up on everything
haha
i keep daydreaming nowadays
bla
n daydream of realli realli weird stuff
no its not porn
-stares at e 2 disguised porn stars-
haha
oh i think jan n oli r realli cute!
haha
i was lyk
jan do u love olivia?
(errs they r mazi n kaizi)
jan just stare at me lyk im siao
n olivia was nodding her head lyk crazy haha
i kept trying
n got e same result each time
so cute!
n maokuchi was lyk
jam i love you
n she looked even more shocked
haha
so we started acting as jan
lalala
we r weird pple hu take advantage of e fact
dat jan is a dreamer
haha
wa had a comp wif maokuchi
on hu is more lian
n sadly i won
waaa
im not lian!
i love momo zhuo er for choosing maokuchi!
haha
n momo u betta come to skool n give me e
100 tiramisus
or this gang of ah lians
will go over n wei ou u
den we will take videos n post them on e net
haha
so poor thing
oh n xr wans her 100 cookies
haha
we r bao li zu!
oops
bah
hui you na me yi tian is a good song wif realli sad lyrics
bla
but i heard it so many times today
im dying haha
7:25 pm;
Sunday, April 02, 2006
waaaa
i think today is suan lynette day lorh
everyone suan me~~~
not fair!
-stares at e pple hu suan me-
haha
n im rather sick of burger king
i ate it THREE times today
hiazz
oh n i found out xinyi n cassendra r realli kuku pple!
hehe
abit me n xinyi were playing durin prize presentation
at first we play e slap hand game
den it got too loud so change to hei bai pei
which got boring.. den we r smart pple!
we improvise
instead of slapping we pull punch n squeeze!
wahaha
bao li zu!
hehe
i think i tok alot today lehh
haha
im serious!
check e video!
i bet lyk im always heard in e background
haha
i tot happy n she said its normal
-falls down-
haha
oh n i think i can rite a map of hq le..
i keep walking up n down la
oh mans
at least i earned a large packet of onion rings!
yest
wahaha
april fools i tricked hark chris puay!
i told dem im migrating
lalala~
my acting rox lorh!
n yest had pd at naval base
haha
they r so super cute!
they say
'on ur backsides down!'
lyk wats day la??
haha
JIA YOU ST NICKS!
We rock!!
GO!GO!GO!
AJAR AJAR FIGHTING!
mrow?
10:16 pm;
