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Saturday, May 31, 2008

LYNETTES A PROUD OWNER OF A JAPANESE SPITZ!
bought it today
(:
collecting on 11th after i come back from bintan
( my royal palace (: )

TELL ME IS IT CUTE OR WHATTTTTTTT!
(:
i absolutely love it!
(((((:
dont know what to call it though
:/
jasper?
fuego?
my sis came up with many odd names though
:/

I LOOK LIKE A SPORTY PERSON HERE YO!
something is damn wrong
HAHAHAHAHAH
and pple actually thought i fence today
wonder. if they. even have eyes. or a brain
but ohwells
YAY!
(:

5:49 pm;

Friday, May 30, 2008

yips the sweetest cutest nicest laopo anyone can ever get!
(:
like the best best best one (:
((:

i realise i got nothing much to blog about recently
ahhahaha
the week just went past in a flash
and like one quater of my holidays are gone
ohwells

i like this june
it aint as packed as the usual junes i have
which are jampacked with activities from day to night
hahaha
but its more of. lazing around and deciding whether or not i want to go out
like. the day before
hahaha
(:
feels. more relaxing?
haha
((:

if only life was like that all the time
(:
me relaxing and choosing what i want to do only the night before
(:

but then again
i wouldnt exactly have an aim in life that way
HAHA
okay im just being pure annoying here
hehe
(:

shall go shopping soon
(:
i cant believe i havent really shopped since gss started!
hahaha
this is like some major miracle!
hahahahahahhaha

AND I WANT TO GO THAT PRIVATE LV PARTY NEXT WEEK!
raymond raymond raymond please get tickets for me and boo!!!!
we promise to be good little kids
and not embarrass you at all
promise!
(:
not even er.. kicking stuff really loudly like what retarded boo did TWICE today
and not even our ususal talking really really loudly
promise!
(:

OMG MY SISTER IS DAMN ANNOYING
she said
' i feel very fat lynette!. i bet you feel fat too. we cant feel fat! feeling fat is like you know. OUCH '

OMG WHATS THIS
you feeling fat must drag poor me into the picture
:/
yes i do feel fat
but. hahahaha
i dont feel like doing anything about it
:/
too happy eating like a pig alr

okay gtg bath!
(:

7:38 pm;

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

this message is for my darling michelle !
(:

hey darl
im really not sure how to help you
):
like i said
time will help erase the scars
not all. most (:
just remember dont regret anything yeah?
you know im always here for you
love you!
(:
MEET UP SOON DEAR
(:

for some extremely weird reason
my neighbour is playing
'we wish you a merry christmas'
in may
:/

ohwells
we sang rudolph the rednose reindeer during k!
hahahaha
retardation i tell you
but since when do i not do retarded things when im out with squadmates?
(:
like who else can
go from one minute dancing and jumping on the sofas
the next minute
sitting down and crying at some mv?!

which btw
IM EXTREMELY HAPPY THAT I DIDNT CRY
tearing aint counted as crying
besides i cried the day before and my waterworks were pretty faulty
((((:
gosh. im emotionally strong now!
( self delusion i know :x )

anyway
im back to me extremely efficient self
(:

okay better go find mr bio now
im running late for our date!
HAHA

4:40 pm;

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Staring out at the rain with a heavy heart
It's the end of the world in my mind
Then your voice pulls me back like a wake up call
I've been looking for the answer
Somewhere
I couldn't see that it was right there
But now I know what I didn't know

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has twice as many stars in the sky

It's alright, I survived, I'm alive again
Cuz of you, made it through every storm
What is life, what's the use if you're killing time
I'm so glad I found an angel
Someone
Who was there when all my hopes fell
I wanna fly, looking in your eyes

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has twice as many stars in the sky
Because you live, I live

Because you live there's a reason why
I carry on when I lose the fight
I want to give what you've given me always

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has twice as many stars in the sky

Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has everything I need to survive

Because you live, I live, I live

absolutely in love with this song now
(:
gosh im slow

anyway
today went dog shopping
guess what!
WE ARE GETTING A PUG!
this weekend!
((((:
love pugs
my dream dog!
((:

im waiting for boo
so i can plan boos timetable for june
:/
anyway
i planned mine
and it seems
semi-impossible
but then again
my plans always seem semi impossible
and i always do them in the end
hehe
(:

lynette yap is PRO
i know
(:

anyway lynette made a huge huge booboo today
i freaking
screwed my mac
):
ohwells
got to live with the consequences
its my fault anyway
):
shall go source for second hand macs?
hopefully raymond will sell me one
BUT..
hes not in the mood for sharing
:/

10:13 pm;

Monday, May 26, 2008

gong that retard trying to hide her face
tsktsk

hahah
we were supposed to do
A LITTLE WORK
but yeah
guess what we ended up doing
:/

my po!
(:
we ALWAYS have scandalous pictures!
HAAHAHA

SPIDERMANNNN
(:

and i realise i have anth photo of spiderman like from last year pop!

HAHAHA
how embarrassing can we get man
:/

hugging over poor gongs head
AWWW
no one wants to hug you!

and lastly QIQI!
(:
i miss qiqi
alot alot alot!
(:
where the hell have you been huh
okay i know
:/
on mountains
and i didnt mean that figuratively
shes really been scaling like thousand and one mountains
trekking through thousand and one forests and everything
:/

lifes sincerely
amusing
HAHA

11:22 pm;

Sunday, May 25, 2008

lynette really cant keep secrets
i seriously think
i have like one lost part of my brain
that helps to ensure i shut my mouth
like period
:/

i really really wonder
if im born with a birth defect now
:/

OHWELLS

11:35 pm;

Saturday, May 24, 2008

TELL ME THIS KIND OF PHOTOS ARE CUTE!
HAHAHAHAH
whos the cool one who thought of this pose yooo
(:

ongweijian mr macho
haha

man u fans vs. some idiot. named jonsoh
HAHAH

class plus owj

playing pictonary for last ct of the month
hungmc looks gay here!
HAHAHA
he was jumping about
cos he didnt know how to draw his qn!
hahaha

ting me yip!
(:

me wearing yips jacket
and yip wearing my vest
i love her jacket
she loves me vest
SO WE ARE GONNA BUY THEM!
(:

my favourite photo of the YEAR
(:
super uber cuteness!
bed hair!
(:

thats my boyfriend at his best
:/
( okay at least he looks semi normal here. i got more retarded photos. which. really aint meant for human eyes )

9:51 pm;

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

okie okie dear u win we'll go back there for waffles(: as long as u're happy!:D
lotsalotsa love(:

10:28 pm;

hey dear! hahaha sorry my brother is such an annoying idiot! we'll come up wif some full proof plan so that he cant sneak up on us anymore k!? hmm i dunno how to post photos up here>.< i wanted to post a photo of u! and a few photos of roger:p anyways, ytd was really fun no? playing duets wif u is damn fun hahaha i'm deprived of people to accompany me on dat metal stick:P next time i go to ur house, i'll bring it along k!

and its ok dat u're only free on those days silly(: i wouldn want u to come for like, ALL the competitions... it'll be really such a waste of time! hahaha plus its real hot and stuffy in dat clementi sports hall...

btw, we're not eating at dat mickey place thingy anymore k!?>.< THEY DUN HAV COKE! WAT IS DIS MAN! WHICH EATING OUTLET DOESNT SERVE COKE! dats jus retarded:P

anyways, thanks for being the bestest girlfriend anyone can ever hav! u really took care of my abused hands today>.< hahaha and keeping ur side of the bargain... after all dats happened, i never really thought anyone other dan me took it seriously(: u really give new meaning to my life dear(:

p.s. its not ur fault dat there's dat weird taste in ur mouth:P must be the mickey food(: for me all dats left lingering is sweet bliss though:P

u weren so shy today huh!(:

10:13 pm;

FOUR UNITY'O7 CLASS OUTING!

18TH JUNE 2007
at suntec kushinbo

EVERYONE HAS TO GO!
(:

peexe and i are going to bring what
two memory cards EACH to have a major camwhoring session!
(:

UNITY!

class cheer!
HEART LOVE U(NITY) !
(:

ohno i seriously cant wait!
(:
too many stuff to look forward tooooooo!
can june hols come like faster faster faster
( im ignoring the fact that i have to study for THE TIME BEING )
(:

9:33 pm;

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

mirror photo!
JAN LOOKS LIKE SHE WALKED INTO THE WRONG TOILET
hahahahahahhahahah

JAN!
haha
i miss her alot yoooo
):
her retardedness
and her being a punching bag
and holder for my stuff
HEHEHEHEHEHE
(:
and her laughter is like one of its kind!

SUNGLASSES!
hahaha
we are ultra bimbotic!
(:

waiting for annoying chenxue hui who freaking arrived ?! hours late
so we decided to camwhore
AS USUAL
(:

mine and chernchern's couple keychains!
PUAY DONT JEALOUS YO!
ahahhahahahahaha
i saw your face!
hehe
(:
cute right!
MICKEY BISCUITS! (:

toilet photo!
omg. we are seriously huge camwhores
:/

5/7 of ahfam!
(:
jan puay hark chern nette!
(:

normal photo of both of us

and us acting ugly
I EMPHASIZE ON THE WORD ACTING!

puayyyyyyyyyyy darling!
(:

TELL ME IS THIS THE CUTEST THING YOU EVER SAW OR WHATTTTTT
i mean it!
like some dwarf vs giant!
(:

MY BOYFRIEND !
(:
so freaking cuttttte!
(:
i fed him the other day and he was squirming like crazy
:/
kiam pa
hahahah

and thats the legendary OOTORO!
ahhaha
(:
it freaking cost 130 at cost price yo
:/
apparently outside its like 10 bucks per piece
haha
wth
lucky we have uncle andy
and we can get it at cost price!
(:
cos it taste so freaking GOOOOOOOOOOD
(:

i like this photo!
(:
i shall happily assume i look hot here
HAHA

JOANNE SER!
you both better meet up at the next ahfam outing!
(:
plus lynette misses both of you alotalot!

8:08 pm;

Monday, May 19, 2008

my whole body is heating up
i feel blood gushing to my face at the rate of what
100000 km/s
i cant seem to stop my ultimate stupid facial expression

CAN I PLEASE LIKE BURY MYSELF IN A HOLE NOW
i totally threw my face down the pacific ocean yo
no more like
threw it down the eighteenth floor or hell or something

this is like walking out naked
like like like.
falling down while going on stage to collect a cert or something
no no
maybe worse

save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

BTW
shall post about today tom
met my lovers today (:
we talked so much
it felt like we never left sn
(:
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
(:

11:34 pm;

Sunday, May 18, 2008

PLEASE PEOPLE SIGN UP FOR CIP!
WE NEED VOLUNTEERS!
i need volunteers!
help lynette!
(:

SLEEPING IN MY ROOM!
(:
i miss having ten plus people squeezing on my bed!
i still remember the date alright dearies
080806!
(:
shows how much i loved that day
how much i enjoyed myself
and how much i love you dearies!
(:

MY STUFF TOYS YO!
more have been added to the collection
(:
I LOVE STUFF TOYS
(:
but i dont have a mickey one
):
hint hint people!
(:

ahahahah
i know im damn random recently by putting up old photos
(:

anyway!
my sisters were imitating their new tuition teacher
and bitching bout him
when they went out
and found him walking out of the toilet
THATS THE BOMB MAN
(:
then they experimented by testing if he could hear from the toilet
and guess what
every word is CRYSTAL clear
HAHAHAHAHHA
tell me whos the best huh!
(:

OMG ANDREW LLOYD WEBER WEEK!
(:
haha
american idol season marathon now
im like watching from the auditions all the way to top two
damn cool right?
(:

4:55 pm;

Saturday, May 17, 2008

i know im extremely random
BUT I THINK THIS PHOTO SHOULD TOTALLY BE IN THE LIMELIGHT AGAIN!
hahahahah
so cute right (:
i love you leilei!
hahahahahha
you and your tube dress
and ultra leejoonki hot-ness
for a mere few hours only
but thats enough to last in lynettes mind!
(:
beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder yeahyeah?
hahahah

anyway!
OMG HARKS FRIENDS STORY IS SO DRAMAMAMAMAMAMA
like total
out of the tv drama serial happening in real life !
like worse than mine!
and i thought mine was funny
:/

9:56 pm;

i know i dont know you personally
but ive seen you around for the last decade
be strong alright
(:
live and heal
you have the support from everyone at st nicks
and your family and friends
(:
ill keep you in my prayers everyday

and im so sorry i couldnt go down for yellows last cca today!
ahh shit
should have ponned tuition and went down
):
ahwells
now an extra batch of pple will know how i feel like
withou snsj in my life
):
i miss snsj
and i want snsj back
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
shall go back soon
(:

much love!
(:

5:22 pm;

Friday, May 16, 2008

ANYWAY
everyone should read sluts blog
to see how slutty vany is

http://arcantmatter.blogpsot.com

11:42 pm;

shopping the other day!
camwhores!
theres like thousand and one cameras can

OMG I LOOK UBER WEIRD IN A WATCH
im not wearing any anymore man
:/
eeyer
and thats my pose yo?
hahahah

no idea what im doing
OHHHH
must be acting retarded
it was really hard to act kay
since im like never ever retarded
hahahah

today was damn funny
seriously
(:
hahah
thought i would be skinned like alive
but hahahahahahahhaha
(:
love love mummy!

AND OMG
I HAVE TO DECLARE HERE THAT
STUPID
HONG YISHUEN
REFUSED LYNETTE YAP AKA THE QUEENS HUG TODAY
she doesnt know what shes missing out man
how many people are queueing for my royal hug man!
like omg. i lose count
at like the 999999th person
IM GOING TO REFORM SHUEN TO A TOUCHY PERSON!
go go lynette!
(:

anyway
boo was choosing five wives today
OR RATHER
i was choosing for him
GUESS WHAT
i chose jessica alba
hotness (:
good luck chuck was !!
and of course
SHANE!
-stares at certain people-
i havent got over my craze of katherine yet yo?
hotness just doesnt cease like that (:
hot factor that makes all scales go crazy and bonkers!
-starts dancing around hysterically chanting shanes name-
anyway
i was thinking for damn long
for a hot bod guy
and omg. i cant believe i forgot him
:/
YUNHO!
gogo yunhoooo (:
hot hot hot hot hot hot
(:
and that hot guy on the magazine yest!
i forgot whats he called again
damn
:/

okay should stop thinking bout hot pple
the list just goes on and on
(:

and my recent fad= baby mickey (:

I NEED A SHOPPING TRIP LIKE ASAP
my cupboards running out of clothes
:/
-hides from the annoying glares i get whenever i mention this-

11:10 pm;

hello baby!

had a great time today(: what happened in vegas was jus brilliant! everything was perfect:D esp when i got the news that ROGER FEDERER IS IN THE HAMBURG SEMIFINALS(: right(: and and i had planned something, but it backfired:P now u'll never know my secret plan!:P ahahaha and it was realy such a wast we had to drop our tepanyaki ya!>.<

ur sister is so violent to u! poor baby! she slapped ur head so hard i heard the THUD>.<

btw i think u look better in the other photo! u should hav posted that one up instead(:

today was jus awesome(: love u baby!(:

10:02 pm;

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

David Archuleta!!!!!!!!
david a is so cute today!
ohno can i steal him from you debs?
HAHAHAH
(:

omg i suddenly remember something
hahaha
that day i was wearing ac pullover
then khairul was like
' I SPY A TRAITOR AMONGST US! '
hahahahha
damn funnny
dennis yeo was kinda annoying though
he said something like
just wear lah. they cant beat us anyway
and i immediately gave him my evil stare !
(:
i keep unleashing my evil stare recently
HAHAHAHA

quite amusing
(:

okay whatever

i rockkkkk
(:
okay thats random

DIFFERENTIATION IN HC SUCKS !
why the qns so annoying one!
tsktsk

i want a bigger better faster brain like
now now NOW!

10:09 pm;

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

boo
(:

OMG SOME STUPID PERSON WENT TO TELL ZW NO PW TOM
AND MAKE ME SO HAPPY THAT SCHOOL ENDS AT 12!
sheesh
disappointment!
:/

ahahaha
chem is damn screwed
even my chem tutor told me my chem is screwed
lalala.

9:57 pm;

((:

12:02 am;

Sunday, May 11, 2008

omg im freaking ass pissed
SERIOUSLY
FREAKING PISSED

HELLO WHATS UP WITH BEING SO FREAKING IRRESPONSIBLE
SERIOUSLY
GET YOUR FREAKING MIND STRAIGHT AND STOP PULLING EVERYONE DOWN WITH YOU
SERIOUSLY IF YOU YOURSELF WANT TO DIE
GO AHEAD
I WONT STOP YOU
BUT DONT DRAG EVERY SINGLE PERSON DOWN WITH YOU
ARGH
I FEEL LIKE OPENING UP YOUR MIND AND SEE WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE THINKING
COS SERIOUSLY YOUR EVERY ACTION SHOWS ME YOU ARE JUST SOME
INCORRIGIBLE BASTARD THAT DONT DESERVE ANY HELP FROM ME AT ALL

okay
wth
i cooled down
and finished all the shit

god i love sam and lok whos ultra efficient like yours truely
(:

SAMS THE BEST
KALOKS THE BEST!

10:42 pm;

MY BOYFRIENDS FIRST BIRTHDAY YEST!
hehe
so cute right his cake!
(:

i felt like i was in little land or something
everything was damn small
like im a giant or something!
damn funny
(:

and the lady was from SPASTIC CITY
man
seriously
talking to kids need not be THAT spastic
but hey
she highly entertained me (:
and my god
there was this emo kid!
OMG LOVE THE EMO KID!
hahahahahahaha

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MUMMY!
(:

omg. this super act cute girl is on tv
i feel like slapping her
:/
what an annoying voice!
SHE TOTALLY NEEDS SOMEONE TO SLAP HER TO WAKE HER UP MAN!

okay i dont feel like blogging today
lalalala
other than the fact that im real tired
some smart people decided to read my messages
and show off their love poems
( TSKTSKTSKTSK)
and hmm. my dad being horny yet again yest

OH AND OMG I GOT NO FACE TO GO FOR TUITION ANYM ALL ORE
both math. and my new chem tuition
CAN I JUST HIDE MY FACE SOMEWHERE LIKE AN OSTRICH
:/
reminds me of jouluckclub man
when the grandma said in scar that you will fall with your face or something down the well
( GOSH I FORGOT MY IMP QUOTES!)
hulihudu !
heh
(:
i totally need to read joyluck again one day
and macbeth too!
(:
i was totally living the stories last year!
(:

ahh shit
econs essay waiting for me
pfft

8:01 pm;